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How Fence Hire Saved My Bacon! mark attwood
Who reading this doesn't love a good old shindig especially when it's your daughter's Sweet Sixteenth like mine? Being a property developer, I had worked hard to become a millionaire, buying only the finest things in life. Mark Attwood No expense would be spared for my little princess's party, especially as diamonds, fast cars and cosmetic surgery were classed as 'normal' to rich old me! I see my daughter still as my little baby, it felt like no time ago when I held her in my arms after her caeserean nearly sixteen years ago. After sitting down together planning the dress, table decorations, what car she was going to arrive in and booking Kanye West to perform a 20 minute slot, we then got down to how many guests were arriving. Due to the sheer popularity of my little princess, we were looking at guest figures to run into the five hundreds. OK, I thought, time to supersize things! My first thoughts were of safety - these guest need to form an orderly queue when entering the Bedouin-style marquee that I was renting. Hey, I like my life - the last thing I want is a kid dying at the entrance of the party of the century - I needed to make sure they would all remain in control. Mark Attwood A young boy on my staff, by the name of William, suggested I got in touch with his father who worked at a company who specialised in fence hire. I spoke to this father, and he agreed to supply the event with crowd barrier hire - the perfect type of fence hire for keeping the guests in line. On the day of the party, the fence hire was all set up and it did a great job -really serving its purpose keeping any scuffles at bay. Kanye and I caught up over a glass of Dom Perignon and he could not stop talking about the fence hire - he was so impressed with my smart idea of using crowd barrier hire at the entrance. Yes', I said, 'easy to organise and a hell of a lot cheaper than you, darling!' Mark Attwood I couldn't help myself and Kanye rolled around the Mongolian sheep fur rug in hysterics - the party had been a towering success.
Jason Williams - AND 1 Mixtape Vol.7