Needle Webster

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Needle Webster
Anyone know any good muscle jokes of this variety?

Anyone got a needle and thread? 'Cuz I am ripped!
Anyone know the number of a good vet? 'Cuz these calves are sick!
Do you think you could stitch me up? 'Cuz I am cut!
Do you know the number of a good plumber? To check out these pipes!
I'm like a term in a Webster's...'cuz I'm so well-defined!
Have you seen my beachball?...It's about this big around (while flexing your arms and chest in a circle)
I'm thinking about joining the military...but they told me they would have to get an approval for a new ranking it's just above major and sergeant major...their gonna call it - pectoralis major (said while flexing or bouncing pecs)

Anyone got any pistols or guns? Cuz with them I'll greet you with open arms!

oh, I just made that one up... :-P

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