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What happened to Charlie Daniels when he pulled into a redneck joint called the "dew drop in"?
Off one of his uneasy rider songs.
Oh my gosh... Tex...
He got a flat
Asked the bartender if he could use the phone
Called the garage to change the flat
They said they weren't that busy and they could have some one there in about 10 minutes
He ordered a beer and sat at the bar
Some one asked him "'Who owns this car?
With the peace sign, the mag wheels and four on the floor?"
That guy looked at Charlie and he damn near died so he decided to wait outside
He just about got out of there when he was stopped by 5 big dudes with an old drunk lady and one guy with green teeth
One of the guys told him that he better tip his hat to the lady and when he did all his (long) hair fell out from underneath
He didn't want to get into a fight when there were three of them and one of him
He thought he better think of something fast so he kicked old green teeth in the knee
Green teeth let out a yell that could curl your hair
But before he could move Charlie grabbed a chair and said "'cause he's a thoroughly dangerous man
Well, you may not know it, but this man's a spy He's an undercover agent for the FBI And he's been sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan"
Green Teeth was still holding his knee, but everyone was looking at Charlie so he said "Would you believe this man has gone as far
As tearin' Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars And he voted for George McGovern for President" "He's a friend of them long-haired, hippie type, pinko f**s I betcha he's even got a Commie flag Tacked up on the wall, inside of his garage He's a snake in the grass, I tell ya guys He may look dumb, but that's just a disguiseHe's a mastermind in the ways of espionage"
Every one started lookin suspicios at Green teeth so he said "'Now, just wait a minute, Jim You know he's lyin' I've been livin' here all of my life I'm a faithful follower of Brother John Birch And I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church And I ain't even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife"
Green teeth started saying something about the was Charlie dressed but he didn't wait around to hear the rest
The people from the garage were just taking his car off the jacks so he flipped them a 20 and he fired that m****r up
Charlie woulda made Mario Andretti proud of the way he was moving around the crowd
He guessed that he shoulda just gone and run, but he couldn't resist the fun of chasing them all just once around the parking lot
They were heading for their cars, but he hit the gas and spun around to head them off at the pass
He was slinging gravel and putting a ton of dust in the air
He had them all out there stepping and fethcing like their head were on fire and their a***s were catching
But he figured he oughta split before the cops got there
When he hit the road he was really wheeling, he had gravel flying and rubber squealing
He didn't slow down till he almost hit Arkansas
He thought he's gonna re-rout his trip
And if anyboy would think he'd flipped if he went to Louisiana via
Omaha
I so want to hang out with Charlie Daniels! 
Charlie Daniels Band "Devil Went Down to Georgia" Grand Ole Opry